https://tw.voicetube.com/everyday/20171106

英文：

Dear diary, the authorities have removed the pair of black pants from the couch. There is no longer any place for me to sleep. I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change.

親愛的日記，鏟屎官把沙發上的黑色長褲拿走了。這裡已經沒有我能睡覺的地方了。我已經吐了三次以表示反抗，但看來似乎沒有任何會改變的跡象。